And here I was worrying about the hole in the ozone layer, “Global Warming” (me and Al Gore both), and processed cheese. Check out the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division for the creepy truth about dihydrogen monoxide. I think there may even be a petition you can sign to try to get it banned.

The really scary thing is that scientists think they have found evidence of dihydrogen monoxide on places as far away as Mars. Comets may carry traces of it. Some of the dwarf planets out in the Kuiper belt may even be almost entirely composed of dihydrogen monoxide. This is really going to put a damper on the space program!