In a bold move today, Google Inc. of Mountain View, California acquired the Internet for 10.2 trillion dollars.

“It was the logical next step,” says Google co-founder Sergey Brin. “Our analysts began noticing the trend a few years back. We were buying all the companies that had anything to do with online interactions. At this rate, they said we’d have the whole Internet bought up by 2015. We decided to preempt the trend and save money in the long run.”

The Associated Press said:

Google Acquires The Internet
AP - 2 Hours Ago

In a move that stunned two nations, four blind mice, and a greased up deaf guy, Google has made a successful bid for The Internet. This monstrous deal for an undisclosed sum was inked at the estate of former Vice President Al Gore, where Mr. Gore formally handed it over.

When asked what Mr. Gore will do with the earnings, he said, “I’ve been wanting my own modest website for sometime now. Now I think it’s time to make a bid on whitehouse.gov.”

With a small portion of the money, he is backing a bill that would limit the amount of words politicians can speak in a day. “I’m concerned with Global Warming,” he said, “and I’d tell you why, but I’ve already reached my word quota.”

For more information on the Internet, its creation, and its creator, check out http://www.algorerules.com/internet/index.htm.

Picture by Kojiro.